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“Yep.” I lean toward Jed, pushing my hip to his shoulder like some weird cavewoman-type claiming ritual where if you can manage to touch him with a part of the body close to your pelvis, it means dibs!

Bullshit. I never did believe God was in the business of sending people to hell for loving too much or for living their lives the way they see fit, just as long as they’re out there doing good.

“I’d say that’s pretty damned personal, but luckily for you, I don’t give an armadillo’s asshole what you think, and I’m not interested in dating you. That’s what I also came here to say: I was wrong about you, and I wouldn’t touch you if you were the last woman on earth and I was a walkin’, talkin’ erection with no other purpose than to fuck mean, stuck-up women.”