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Frank
Frank is 56% done
The trebuchet was left behind, forgotten!

I'm going to hug my trebuchet just a little tighter tonight. You should too.
Jun 23, 2020 08:35PM
Don't Smell The Flowers! They Want To Steal Your Bones!

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Frank
Frank is 92% done
Time for the big showdown, and Harry without his trebuchet...
Jun 30, 2020 09:19PM
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Frank
Frank is 83% done
I like the way the narrator acknowledges the book's short-comings.
Jun 29, 2020 08:02PM
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Frank
Frank is 68% done
First the trebuchet went missing, now bloody Harry is missing!
Jun 25, 2020 08:31PM
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Frank
Frank is 64% done
In a world full of flowers that want to eat your bones, be a one-third scale trebuchet.
Jun 24, 2020 09:02PM
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Frank
Frank is 43% done
You know how Monty Python would do those trippy animated scene breaks? There's a book version of that in this. Still needs more trebuchet.
Jun 22, 2020 07:50PM
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Frank
Frank is 39% done
I got a fever and the cure is more Trebuchet.
Jun 21, 2020 08:55PM
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Frank
Frank is 27% done
Madcap! Madcap and bonkers I tell you!
Jun 19, 2020 09:20PM
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Frank
Frank is 19% done
The one-third scale trebuchet is the star of this show.
Jun 18, 2020 04:50PM
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Frank
Frank is 15% done
Madcap seems an appropriate adjective to describe the read thus far.
Jun 18, 2020 12:15PM
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Frank
Frank is 11% done
Very Monty Python-esque narration happening.
Jun 17, 2020 07:28PM
Don't Smell The Flowers! They Want To Steal Your Bones!


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Tom Quinn Ah the trebuchet, a thinking man's catapult.

(PS my autocorrect doesn't include "trebuchet" but suggests "Bucharest" which I would have thought the less common word)


Frank All the unrest in Bucharest can be put to rest with a trebuchet. Ole!


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