Apoorva’s Reviews > Deuces Wild > Status Update

That’s life with Mallory, though, one part laughter, one part pleasure, and one hundred parts love.

Breathless.
I'm breathless.

The quote about "to know her is to love her" is so fucking precious but too long for an update so I'll add it as a quote but holy shit I'm so close to tearing up again

“Give me your hand, babe.”
I raise my shaking hand as he slips the ring onto my finger.
“You didn’t ask,” I point out.
“No, I didn’t.” He pulls me down. I fall into his lap. “You think I’d chance that?”

NOW I'M CRYING

“I’m not good at waiting when it comes to you.” He flicks open the box, falling to one knee. “I could have done this better but again, I’m not good at waiting when it comes to you.”

HOLY FUCK I'M SCREAMING. LITERALLY SCREAMING

HE JUST TOLD HER HE LOVED HER AND SHE DIDN'T REALISE IT

“You have a dirty mouth, Carter.”
“All the better to eat you out with.”

FUCK....I'M LITERALLY LOSING MY MIND

"Babe, sit your cute ass down while I get my woman some food. Hang with your new friend.”
Then he’d kissed her and strolled off.

Ohmygod....Now I HAVE to read their book like ASAP

Why is she so sexy? Why can’t she, for a single holy moment, be a hag? I need the break. My dick needs the break.

Why is this making me laugh so hard

“I don’t have the same last name as you,” counters Waif.
“Not yet you don’t,” I mutter.

OHMYGOD

“Get her a room. My girl, like always, has a point to prove.”

HE JUST CALLED HER HIS GIRL