Kendra’s Reviews > Wild Sex: The Science Behind Mating in the Animal Kingdom > Status Update

"In other words, some female Japanese Macaques are just gay" Noice

"The penis fencing rituals of flatworms describe a courtship routine whereby individuals rear up and attempt to be the first one to stab the other with their razor sharp penile members. These interactions take much longer when both individuals have their penises drawn and ready. Picture an old western movie where two cowboy heroes have their guns drawn, except in this case it's erect penises"

This book is amusing

The phrase "battle royal in her uteri" was just used and I am thoroughly amused.