Apoorva’s Reviews > Sweet Kisses > Status Update

Good lord this is painful to see. I feel so bad for Amie. Cheaters SUCK

“When I was young, I would often ask my babushka why I was born and she said that one day my purpose would be revealed. And now that I have found you, the answer is clear. I was born to ensure that your feet never touch the ground and that your face is always full of smiles and your heart is full of love. Now kiss me, Kotyonok, and give me a reason to keep living.”

OH MY THIS IS SO CHEESY AND CUTE

“I’m Smooth’s assistant. If you just look me up. It’s Violet C—”
“I don’t need to know that,” I cut her off again.
“But last names are important,” she protests.
I open the door to the suite at the end of the hall and pull her inside. “I know,” I tell her once the door is shut behind us. “But yours will be Sokolov soon enough so it doesn’t matter what your name is now.”
“Sokolov? Who is that?”
“Me."

HILARIOUS