Pablito’s Reviews > Skye Blue > Status Update

“Oh, hello there. You’re a cute one. I think we’ve met once or twice, am I right?”
“Yes ma’am. I’m Christian.”
Nana raised a penciled-on eyebrow at him. “And I’m Catholic. So what?”
“I mean my name is Christian.”
“Oh, I see. Sometimes I forget that there are people out there who’d actually name their kids shit like that. Why is it only ever Christian though? You never see little girls named Buddhist. . . .”