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“Oh, hello there. You’re a cute one. I think we’ve met once or twice, am I right?”
“Yes ma’am. I’m Christian.”
Nana raised a penciled-on eyebrow at him. “And I’m Catholic. So what?”
“I mean my name is Christian.”
“Oh, I see. Sometimes I forget that there are people out there who’d actually name their kids shit like that. Why is it only ever Christian though? You never see little girls named Buddhist. . . .”
— Jul 28, 2020 01:02PM
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“Yes ma’am. I’m Christian.”
Nana raised a penciled-on eyebrow at him. “And I’m Catholic. So what?”
“I mean my name is Christian.”
“Oh, I see. Sometimes I forget that there are people out there who’d actually name their kids shit like that. Why is it only ever Christian though? You never see little girls named Buddhist. . . .”
Susan
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“I’m going to say yes to the next guy that propositions me. I could end up saying yes to a fifty-year-old with creepy little girl hands.”
“Ew! Like in his pocket?” Christian exclaimed.
“No, not in his pocket! I just meant that the guy could have nasty, little effeminate hands at the end of his arms, and I’d still say yes to him.You’re really twisted to think I meant he was carrying severed girl hands around!
— Apr 27, 2016 04:59AM
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“Ew! Like in his pocket?” Christian exclaimed.
“No, not in his pocket! I just meant that the guy could have nasty, little effeminate hands at the end of his arms, and I’d still say yes to him.You’re really twisted to think I meant he was carrying severed girl hands around!
Sara
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I didn't think anyone could have a better or funnier first date than Charlie and Dante... I was wrong.
— Aug 31, 2015 02:30PM
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Sara
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Ugh. My poor Christian. Hang in there, you get your story soon, baby. Mmm Kay? *pets the pretty Christian*
— Aug 31, 2015 12:19PM
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Sara
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Nana discussing eight balls and corner pockets with Skye and Christian... I think I just pulled something laughing so hard.
— Aug 30, 2015 06:53PM
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Sara
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Zandra needs to meet Nana, STAT! They would be a hoot together.
“Yes, there’s a girl in the locker room, but don’t panic! I will, in fact, be checking out your junk. But since you’re all gay and constantly checking out each other’s junk anyway, this will not seem unusual.”
— Aug 30, 2015 06:20PM
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“Yes, there’s a girl in the locker room, but don’t panic! I will, in fact, be checking out your junk. But since you’re all gay and constantly checking out each other’s junk anyway, this will not seem unusual.”
Sara
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PLEASE let Skye be with S.E. and PLEASE let S.E. be... Yeah. I need this to happen.
— Aug 30, 2015 05:16PM
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Sara
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“Wow, sometimes I forget just how completely virginal you are. Remind me to show you how to put on a condom.” “Because that wouldn’t be embarrassing.” “I wouldn’t demonstrate on you. We’ll use a banana or something.” “Sounds like a damn good way to get kicked out of Safeway." These two are ridiculous. I love them and the damn drink name.
— Aug 30, 2015 03:22PM
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Sara
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Seriously, Skye? That's your dating profile and you wonder why you get the douchebags? smh
— Aug 30, 2015 02:20PM
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Sara
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Good lord Skye and Christian make me laugh with their banter. Posting quote in comments since GR and my Nook aren't playing nice at the moment.
— Aug 29, 2015 09:58PM
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M'rella
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Eight balls & corner pockets! o.m.g, I just dropped my ipad, laughing! ha-ha-ha
I don't care about the boys, I will read this series forever just because I am in love with Nana!
— Aug 28, 2015 08:26PM
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I don't care about the boys, I will read this series forever just because I am in love with Nana!
Lisa
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OMFG....bahahaha....Nana......plumbing diagram, eight ball and corner pocket.....
— Mar 22, 2015 01:46AM
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