Status Update

Sara is 32% done

Zandra needs to meet Nana, STAT! They would be a hoot together.

“Yes, there’s a girl in the locker room, but don’t panic! I will, in fact, be checking out your junk. But since you’re all gay and constantly checking out each other’s junk anyway, this will not seem unusual.”

— Aug 30, 2015 06:20PM

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Sara is 94% done

OMG.
Stupid Book.

— Aug 31, 2015 05:18PM

Sara is 57% done

I didn't think anyone could have a better or funnier first date than Charlie and Dante... I was wrong.

— Aug 31, 2015 02:30PM

Sara is 54% done

Ugh. My poor Christian. Hang in there, you get your story soon, baby. Mmm Kay? *pets the pretty Christian*

— Aug 31, 2015 12:19PM

Sara is 36% done

Nana discussing eight balls and corner pockets with Skye and Christian... I think I just pulled something laughing so hard.

— Aug 30, 2015 06:53PM

Sara is 20% done

PLEASE let Skye be with S.E. and PLEASE let S.E. be... Yeah. I need this to happen.

— Aug 30, 2015 05:16PM

Sara is 12% done

“Wow, sometimes I forget just how completely virginal you are. Remind me to show you how to put on a condom.” “Because that wouldn’t be embarrassing.” “I wouldn’t demonstrate on you. We’ll use a banana or something.” “Sounds like a damn good way to get kicked out of Safeway." These two are ridiculous. I love them and the damn drink name.

— Aug 30, 2015 03:22PM

Sara is 6% done

Seriously, Skye? That's your dating profile and you wonder why you get the douchebags? smh

— Aug 30, 2015 02:20PM

Sara is 2% done

Good lord Skye and Christian make me laugh with their banter. Posting quote in comments since GR and my Nook aren't playing nice at the moment.

— Aug 29, 2015 09:58PM

Sara is reading

Okay WHO is going to end up with Skye? I have no freaking fracking clue at all.

— Aug 29, 2015 08:27PM