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Seriously, who the hell attends a meeting to request a promotion -- and I mean anyone, not necessarily a French police lieutenant who desperately wants to get out of a desk job so she can actually fight crime -- and doesn't wear a bra? On purpose? Because she thinks it makes her look "tough"?
Is it a good sign when you want to punch the main character in the throat?
— Jul 25, 2013 05:45PM
Is it a good sign when you want to punch the main character in the throat?
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Okay. 34 pages in, and I know who the killer is.
It's Capucine's breasts.
I mean, they're constantly sliding freely under designer silk and such. Why else would the author need to obsessively track every sway and twitch of Our Heroine's sweater puppies unless it means something?
Because when *I'm* self narrating my life, like everyone does, I sure don't as hell give any thought to what my tits are up to.
— Jul 25, 2013 05:40PM
It's Capucine's breasts.
I mean, they're constantly sliding freely under designer silk and such. Why else would the author need to obsessively track every sway and twitch of Our Heroine's sweater puppies unless it means something?
Because when *I'm* self narrating my life, like everyone does, I sure don't as hell give any thought to what my tits are up to.
