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My smile faded a little when he began to unbutton his pants. I found myself staring at his fingers as he slid his fly down, my throat suddenly dryer than dry. “Um, what are you doing?”
“A convenience store can’t be far from here.[...]”
“There’s a few rats in the building,” I joked.
“You might have to leave those for me.”

“Quit killing us off for your twisted amusement, or we will FedEx you pieces of your beloved Robert Pattinson.”
Us=Vampires

Then stop thinking about stringing him up by his testicles and stay focused on the important matter at hand.

But I’m enjoying thinking about stringing him up by his nuts.

I know you are, and I admit, it is a tempting thought, but he’s really nothing more than greedy and irritating and thus not really deserving of testicle-hanging.

You have no sense of adventure,

Then stop thinking about stringing him up by his testicles and stay focused on the important matter at hand.

But I’m enjoying thinking about stringing him up by his nuts.

I know you are, and I admit, it is a tempting thought, but he’s really nothing more than greedy and irritating and thus not really deserving of testicle-hanging.

You have no sense of adventure,

Noelle is sooooo funny!