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I got the worst fortune from a fortune cookie today - "You would make a good lawyer." OK, I would not make a good lawyer because I am terrible in arguments. I am not a quick thinker. I say stupid crap then have to dig my way out. But when I think about it later, I am very good at making a clear and rational argument. Not good for a lawyer, because by that time, my client will be getting raped in the prison shower.
— Aug 15, 2013 09:15PM
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Aug 15, 2013 09:45PM
Ok, you need to lay off the alcohol before bed
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But it makes Golden Girls even funnier
If it weren't for the ability with text messaging and the internet to think before I speak, I would have zero friends. And my family would hate me.
Your family is speaking to you again?
If you showed up with me at Christmas they'd be overjoyed. Tall southern boys with white teeth always impress.
I'll take that as an offer. Thank you for your thoughtfulness.
