Midniteillusion’s Reviews > Santa Baby, I Want A Bad Boy For Christmas > Status Update

I really hate “juices” when describing anything sexual.

How does his breath smell like whiskey when he stopped drinking it “2 hours ago” and drank Coke since then went to Denny’s for a grand slam? Like he has really strong breath or her nose or that of a blood hound.

*Eye roll* at her perfect petite short body.