R’s Reviews > The Dangers of Gingerbread Cookies > Status Update

So far, the most disturbing thing is that there's a character from Cuba who has, according to the author, a "Spanish" accent and pronounces "bitch" as "beech" (which we know, because there's a note to inform us of this.

I know it probably wouldn't bother most people, but that description is just sort of sticking with me right now.