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You cannot believe your eyes when Irian scoops out handfuls of thick oil from inside the skin and smears it all over his face and body. ‘Baknar oil,’ he shouts enthusiastically. ‘Keeps you dry and warm. Better than fur for keeping out the Kalte ice.’ He offers you a handful of the vile oil. [...] If the thought of smelling like a vat of rancid cheese does not appeal to you, turn to 172.
— Sep 30, 2013 03:45AM
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‘Upon my soul, a Kai Lord!’ he exclaims, his eyes now wide with astonishment.
‘How I’ve prayed for freedom, for deliverance from this infernal place. And although hope never deserted me, I never expected such an illustrious rescuer.’ [...]
‘My name is Loi-Kymar. I am an elder of the Magicians’ Guild of Toran.’
— May 08, 2014 07:22AM
‘How I’ve prayed for freedom, for deliverance from this infernal place. And although hope never deserted me, I never expected such an illustrious rescuer.’ [...]
‘My name is Loi-Kymar. I am an elder of the Magicians’ Guild of Toran.’
