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'She gets me in her mouth and starts going up and down and up and down, and I keep thinking I should stop her before something goes in her mouth she might not want to have in her mouth. I keep thinking I should tap her on the shoulder. I should tell her something might be getting in her mouth that maybe she thinks is something that should not be a thing that gets into a person’s mouth.'
STOP THIS AT ONCE,SPARLING.
— Jan 28, 2021 10:02AM
STOP THIS AT ONCE,SPARLING.
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So I guess this Ken Sparling fellow is supposed to be a boomer version of Sam Pink.
— Jan 28, 2021 04:37PM
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'The wind was making his hair into things his hair had never been. He thought he would just lean his head against the seat in front of him for a moment. He was riding the bus and the window was open and things were happening to his hair. He thought if he could just lean forward for a moment and put his head against the seat in front of him everything would be okay. ' Most annoying prose ever!!!
— Jan 28, 2021 09:15AM