Bjørn’s Reviews > Norse Mythology for Bostonians: A Transcription of the Impudent Edda > Status Update

'So now they got this asshole who's wicked pissed on their hands n' all the gods are like, "Fuck!" So they send off fahr Thor tah come back from his troll-hammah r'in' expedition n' when he shows up he's just like, "I AM FUCKIN' THOR!!!" n' he prahceeds tah beat the livin' shit outtah that fuckin' prick.'

This is the most anarchist Edda I've ever read. But I need subtitles.