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So some college professor assigned "The Baby Jesus Butt Plug" to his class and people are FREAKING OUT about it. So it went viral. Way to spread the word about Bizarro Fiction ya conservative nut jobs! Keep up the good work cuz I'm poor! Read the comments at the end. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/...
— Nov 27, 2013 08:39PM
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It's likely just the title they find offensive. Carlton Mellick III is the most intesting and diverse bizarro writer of our day. His stories deliver tender messages of hope and an alternate reality where people feel more and think more. It's truly an art form to be so weird and so real at the same time. No?
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Oh they're just freaking out about the title. Along w Obama and Muslims and whatever else. And yes, I agree w what you said about CM3.
Meh, ignornt assholes will be assholes no matter what. They will never win. We can't/won't let them.
Shamus wrote: "Oh they're just freaking out about the title. Along w Obama and Muslims and whatever else. And yes, I agree w what you said about CM3."I think it's plain to see that Obama, Muslims, and especially Bizarro Fiction are utterly destroying this once great nation of ours. I mean, how could you ever even conceive of baby Jesus in someone's butt? It was called "immaculate conception" for a reason, dummy -- no dirty butt play involved. Just a good ol' fashioned, Jerry Springer, you-are-not-the-father-Joseph kinda thang, ya know?
Once, Shamus found Jesus in his Mexican food. Pretty sure that was a bit of a fuck up. Then again, Jesus is my gardener/drug dealer so...
No, Baby Jesus was in my King Cake. I do love Mexican food though.
Hehe...oh. yes, pretty sure that means you're goin' to heaven.
I do go to church on Christmas. So I better!
Shamus wrote: "I do go to church on Christmas. So I better!"O.M.G. a fucking clown alter boy?
Excellent publicity. I'd love to get in on a little of that.
Just kidding, please don't do that John. Or at least wait until more Grudge is written. I want to read that ish.
what about drawing a representation of "M" in a clown suit? For legal purposes...8)
I feel like there's more money to be made in offending Christians.
Lol, I feel like you're right. Stick to offending the First World.
They pretty much ridicule themselves for us.
Only the stupid ones. Like the Westborough Baptist Church people. Most people of faith are really nice. Idiots like this give them a bad rep.
Shamus wrote: "I do go to church on Christmas. So I better!"I go at Easter! If we share mass credits we'll cover the two major holidays. That only leaves 51 Sundays + a few holy days of missing church to have to confess!
Miriam, you and Shameless should be sainted!
Shamus wrote: "Just kidding, please don't do that John. Or at least wait until more Grudge is written. I want to read that ish."What Shamus said.
Ya wait till "Petroleum Precinct" is done before getting yourself killed McNee!
Well, Richard isn't in here so this should remain tame enough....Should.
Hahaha. You and I had the BEST conversation after that one, though.
Ya, I'll never eat peanut butter again.
Um ... thanks for reminding me. I had forgotten about that paticular part. o_O
