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M.c. O'Neill created this after being inspired by the “Baby Jesus Buttplug” backlash.
— Dec 06, 2013 03:20PM
M.c. O'Neill created this after being inspired by the “Baby Jesus Buttplug” backlash.
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God seems to hate all the fun stuff. This is why I'm a satanic buddhist.
I just think it's funny when people hold up signs like this. Because the God I was taught about doesn't hate anything. They must have stopped reading after the Old Testament.
I think it's funny when God hates your bizarro ass, sending hurricanes and suicide bombers to remediate your genre orientation.
I have argued unconditional love more times than I care to count. It must be exhausting for people to have such a hateful demeanor. To love everyone as long as they are compliant. To be honest, I just don't think the gods believe in ME anymore.
Shamus wrote: "I love Bizarro!"You're making a choice.
I LOVE ALL YOU FUCKIN' FREAKS (and, to be fair, I guess I love all y'all "normal" people too)! Does that make me the god or the devil?
Shamus wrote: "I'm about to hit by lightning."In that case, you might as well suck a few cocks while you still have the chance, because your reading preferences have already landed you on the fast track to HELL.
Wait...you mean I'm going to hell NOW? For THAT? HAHAHAHAHAHAH...good one.
Hell sounds like it's gonna be pretty cool so far. Lot's of bj's and good books.
I'll see you there!*Swallows a shotgun.
Don't do it NOW! Wait until we read all the bizarro and do all the bad stuff, THEN we will find out what happens. What if all this god hates us stuff is just a big load of crap? And he actually loves bizarro?
Frances wrote: "Don't do it NOW! Wait until we read all the bizarro and do all the bad stuff, THEN we will find out what happens. What if all this god hates us stuff is just a big load of crap? And he actually lo..."I don’t see why he/she wouldn’t. I think Bizarro treats God with a lot more respect than most “Christian” books.
Agreed. I'm pretty sure he/she never said any of those things.
Arthur wrote: "God seems to hate all the fun stuff. This is why I'm a satanic buddhist."+1
For those who missed the controversy. Read this article and the comments following it. It’s pretty entertaining actually. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/...
My opinion on all of this, for what it's worth - I was brought up to believe that God doesn't hate anything as well. And, to be honest, I firmly believe that not only is God up there laughing at everyone who uses his name to try to complain about things that they don't like or agree with, but he probably also loved the book. I mean, this crap did nothing to deter me from reading anything Bizarro. In fact, all it did was make me add another book to my wish list.
Frances wrote: "I have argued unconditional love more times than I care to count. It must be exhausting for people to have such a hateful demeanor. To love everyone as long as they are compliant. To be honest, I j..."Frances - I agree COMPLETELY!!!! I don't understand how people can walk around with so much hate inside of them. I was raised to believe that in order to go to heaven you have to try (try, not do, try) to live a relatively good life and don't hold hate in your heart. All these people who spout how much other people aren't going to heaven because of a, b and c are sure gonna be surprised!
It's sold a crap load of copies since the "outrage", so I mean...
It just shows that hate doesn't always breed hate. Hate sometimes breeds major curiosity haha.
Meghan wrote: "It just shows that hate doesn't always breed hate. Hate sometimes breeds major curiosity haha."True that.
Shamus wrote: "For those who missed the controversy. Read this article and the comments following it. It’s pretty entertaining actually. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/......"
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And I’m not being an asshole btw. My Grandpa’s name is Richard. But we all call him Dick.
:) I love you people. Not the mushy kind of love though, the all seeing all knowing all accepting kind of love...that is unless you think differently than me...then I will smyte you with my clit of love, and it will hurt. hurt so good.
it's like you have a youtube song arsenal over there ...and that's going to be stuck in my head - thanks o_O
Shamus wrote: "And I’m not being an asshole btw. My Grandpa’s name is Richard. But we all call him Dick."My dad was "Daddy Dick" to the steps. Now he's "UDick" because it's short for Uncle Dick.
Or so they tell him, anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ROX...