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“are you feeling all right?” he asked. “i think this is the first conversation we’ve had in ten years where you haven’t said something vulgar.”
avasarala grinned at the screen, reaching out her fingertips as if she could caress him.
“cunt,” she said carefully.
i need more of this energy. i really do.
— Apr 19, 2021 01:46AM
avasarala grinned at the screen, reaching out her fingertips as if she could caress him.
“cunt,” she said carefully.
i need more of this energy. i really do.
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he clapped amos on the back and said, “well, you’ve got a full load of torpedoes and bullets, three martian warships trailing you, one angry old lady in tea withdrawal, and a martian marine who could probably kill you with your own teeth. what do you do?”
“you tell me, captain.”
“you find someone else for them to fight.”
— Apr 19, 2021 01:51AM
“you tell me, captain.”
“you find someone else for them to fight.”
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the martian marine was like one of those cute little beach bunnies that someone had used editing software on and blown up to 150 percent normal size. [...] it short-circuited his neural wiring. the lizard living at the back of his brain kept jumping back and forth between "Mate with it!" and "Flee from it!"
can someone shoot holden in the face now thanks
— Apr 19, 2021 01:51AM
can someone shoot holden in the face now thanks
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“i’ve been putting up with your bullshit for over a year now,” fred said. “this idea you have that the universe owes you answers. this righteous indignation you wield like a club at everyone around you. but i don’t have to put up with your shit. do you know why that is?”
holden shook his head, afraid if he spoke, it might come out as a squeak.
“it’s because,” fred said, “i’m the fucking boss.”
THANKS FRED!!
— Apr 19, 2021 01:47AM
holden shook his head, afraid if he spoke, it might come out as a squeak.
“it’s because,” fred said, “i’m the fucking boss.”
THANKS FRED!!
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“i’m not asking you to sleep with him.”
“good, because i don’t use sex as a weapon,” bobbie said. “i use weapons as weapons.”
— Apr 19, 2021 01:46AM
“good, because i don’t use sex as a weapon,” bobbie said. “i use weapons as weapons.”
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“corvette,” amos replied, obvious pride in his voice. “frigate-class fleet escort ship.”
“i don’t know what any of that means,” prax said. “it looks like a big chisel with an upside-down coffee cup on the back.”
me with every spaceship description lmao
— Apr 19, 2021 01:45AM
“i don’t know what any of that means,” prax said. “it looks like a big chisel with an upside-down coffee cup on the back.”
me with every spaceship description lmao
