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“doors and corners,” [spoiler character] said. his voice was soft and rough. “i tell you check your doors and corners, an you blow into the middle of the room with your dick hanging out. lucky sonofabitch. give you this, though, you’re consistent.”
lmaoooo i will never stop living for characters slamdunking holden
— Apr 22, 2021 07:36AM
lmaoooo i will never stop living for characters slamdunking holden
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“more than once, cap’n,” amos said. “and no offense, but it does smell like a squirrel crawled up your ass and died there.”
“okay,” holden said, “you’ve got no room to complain. as i recall, i was the one who cleaned your bunk after that experiment with vodka goulash.”
“he’s got a point,” alex said. “that was damn nasty.”
crew banter is always good. also, vodka goulash??? damn.
— Apr 24, 2021 02:01PM
“okay,” holden said, “you’ve got no room to complain. as i recall, i was the one who cleaned your bunk after that experiment with vodka goulash.”
“he’s got a point,” alex said. “that was damn nasty.”
crew banter is always good. also, vodka goulash??? damn.
jade
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“yeah, well let’s not get too happy,” miller said. “i keep warning you. doors and corners, kid. that’s where they get you. humans are too fucking stupid to listen. well, you’ll learn your lessons soon enough, and it’s not my job to nursemaid the species through the next steps.”
a+, my man. a+.
— Apr 24, 2021 02:00PM
a+, my man. a+.
jade
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violence is what people do when they run out of good ideas. it’s attractive because it’s simple, it’s direct, it’s almost always available as an option. when you can’t think of a good rebuttal for your opponent’s argument, you can always punch them in the face.
— Apr 24, 2021 01:59PM
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“fair enough,” holden said. “i’ve got my crew. we’re a little banged up.”
“pure of heart, though,” amos said.
— Apr 22, 2021 11:55AM
“pure of heart, though,” amos said.
jade
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“we keep acting without thinking and you think the solution is to do it one more time. you have allied yourself with stupid, violent men, and you are trying to convince yourself that being stupid and violent will work. that makes you stupid too. i will never help you. i’ll fight you now.”
— Apr 22, 2021 07:42AM
jade
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“the tragedy and loss and the sense of wonder changes what it means to be human. do you know what i mean?”
— Apr 22, 2021 07:41AM
jade
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“why should i be forgiven for anything? i did it. that’s all.”
“but if --”
“what kind of justice would that be? ‘oh, you killed [spoiler], but you’re sorry now so it’s okay’? fuck that. and if that’s how your god works, then fuck him too.”
— Apr 22, 2021 07:40AM
“but if --”
“what kind of justice would that be? ‘oh, you killed [spoiler], but you’re sorry now so it’s okay’? fuck that. and if that’s how your god works, then fuck him too.”
jade
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holden flopped onto his back. he felt like someone had run him through a shredder and then badly welded him back together. trying to remember what it felt like to be the size of a galaxy gave him a splitting headache, so he stopped.
— Apr 22, 2021 07:38AM
