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Paul is 52% done

‘You will speak to me politely or I will split my men here into two football teams with you as the ball. Do I make myself quite clear?’

— Apr 24, 2021 05:37AM

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Paul’s Previous Updates

Paul is 83% done

"Go stuff yourself." Officer Cecil raised two departing fingers. "I'm going for a beer..."

— Apr 26, 2021 04:13AM

Paul is 66% done

“I like the bit where I get to go home in the end. Are you sure this will work?”

— Apr 24, 2021 05:23PM

Paul is 31% done

‘The way I see it, when you’re hanging by your fingernails, you don’t take time out to wind your watch...’

— Apr 22, 2021 08:25AM

Paul is 14% done

'"Eyeball the screen station, boy." It was the line his fans always wanted him to say when he signed autographs at the London Film and Comic Con...'

— Apr 21, 2021 02:50AM

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