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“I like the bit where I get to go home in the end. Are you sure this will work?”

‘You will speak to me politely or I will split my men here into two football teams with you as the ball. Do I make myself quite clear?’

‘The way I see it, when you’re hanging by your fingernails, you don’t take time out to wind your watch...’

'"Eyeball the screen station, boy." It was the line his fans always wanted him to say when he signed autographs at the London Film and Comic Con...'