Pamela Su > Status Update

A major downside of being a mostly romance novel reader is that once I try to read non-romance books, my brain gets so confused when there's no getting it on in the books.

"Why hasn't anyone kissed yet? We're halfway through the book!"

Stupid brain, get with the program!

"NO! I want my erect, leaking penises!" *sulk*

Damn it, brain! That's not the point of this book!