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JasperKazai
is 75% done
'He swung the Darth Maul staff at my head, but I parried it Ewan McGregor style.' ... ... ... Why wouldn't you at LEAST say Obi-Wan to keep the sentence consistent?! Why would you use one character name but then one actor name? IT MAKES NO SENSE!
This motherfucker is incapable of describing anything without using a simile. JUST USE ADJECTIVES, MY GOD.
— May 12, 2021 09:28AM
This motherfucker is incapable of describing anything without using a simile. JUST USE ADJECTIVES, MY GOD.
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JasperKazai
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They went for the rushed option. And left off on the promise of a sex scene... well played, I guess. Fuck you, but well played.
— May 14, 2021 03:10PM
JasperKazai
is 95% done
Running out of road here, and still has some pretty big things to cover. It's either going to rush through this ending, or postpone the action until the next book in order to entice people to continue on. Both options seem fairly likely. I'm not sure what's worse.
— May 14, 2021 12:10PM
JasperKazai
is 85% done
Ah yes, of course the villain's wife is smitten with the protagonist and wants him to save her. Of course. This guy's relationships are so unearned, and yet it's already acting like the one between him and Zoie was a match made in heaven.
Saw someone posit that these are written by multiple people, and I'm starting to believe that. The recent bit has felt better, and there's been a distinct lack of similes.
— May 13, 2021 07:32AM
Saw someone posit that these are written by multiple people, and I'm starting to believe that. The recent bit has felt better, and there's been a distinct lack of similes.
JasperKazai
is 68% done
'My ears crackled and popped like Rice Krispies' Why use that reference?! IT ADDS NOTHING TO THE SENTENCE! Just stop it at popped, and it's an adequate description! You literally wasted everyone's time, including your own, by writing in that dumb reference. Oh my god it's driving me INSANE
— May 10, 2021 07:29PM
JasperKazai
is 67% done
'You're like a sexy Yoda' is something the protagonist just said without a hint of sarcasm. This book is awful. I hate the fact that I'm probably going to read the next one.
I should get into this racket of churning out this half-baked smut and not giving the slightest shit about its quality. The people who rate this highly must never read actual books... or they're all bots. That's likely, I guess.
— May 10, 2021 05:02PM
I should get into this racket of churning out this half-baked smut and not giving the slightest shit about its quality. The people who rate this highly must never read actual books... or they're all bots. That's likely, I guess.
JasperKazai
is 57% done
Ah yes, the classic "throw in random bad guys who act stupidly evil and threaten the protagonist for no good reason so the protagonist can be heroic and macho" trope.
— May 08, 2021 02:40PM
JasperKazai
is 50% done
The most annoying character is probably Rylan, and his slavish adoration of the main character. It's mostly undeserved, which makes it bad. Poor kid was destined to never have any agency of his own.
At least the OP MC has the excuse of being able to rewind time and learn things from it. This book's mc is just overpowered as hell and everyone likes him (save for the villains) for no real good reason.
— May 07, 2021 10:33PM
At least the OP MC has the excuse of being able to rewind time and learn things from it. This book's mc is just overpowered as hell and everyone likes him (save for the villains) for no real good reason.
JasperKazai
is 35% done
This book is determined to make me regret giving any credit to the writing. A character said "oh my" and the goddamn author used George Takei as a verb. "'Oh my,' Jenner George Takeied." I'm not fucking kidding. I almost threw the Kindle across the room. Does he think it's funny?! There has to be a reason!
— May 06, 2021 12:31PM
JasperKazai
is 30% done
There I was, giving slight credit to the writing, and then I read the phrase "my laser beams of Fuck You" to describe a glare. Can't believe this shit. This motherfucker also described music as being similar to the soundtrack of FF7. Are you serious? That's not even a good description - there's a lot to that soundtrack! Are there people who get excited when they read a reference like that? I don't get it
— May 05, 2021 07:13PM
JasperKazai
is 25% done
I think I'm actually enjoying this more than I did the other series so far. Heavy use of references aside (boy he's still doing it), the writing is actually ok, and the story is somewhat interesting. Definitely more than a few eye-roll moments, though.
I should stop comparing it to that other series I read; it's not like they are in direct competition or anything... they just happen to be in the same genre.
— May 05, 2021 06:52AM
I should stop comparing it to that other series I read; it's not like they are in direct competition or anything... they just happen to be in the same genre.

