Alexis’s Reviews > First Grave on the Right > Status Update

Book is looking up since the lead character of the male persuasion has threatened to rape our protagonist while simultaneously choking her. *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, who needs the Prince in Shining Armor when a girl can get the gangbanging criminal from the Compton ghetto?

So outrageously monotonous that I have taken to reading other more stimulating novels simultaneously in the hopes of summoning up the false sense of satisfaction I will need to finish this trying book.