MadameD’s Reviews > The Captive Dwarf: A Short-Statured Story of Madness and Mayhem! > Status Update

O-M-G !!!😱😱😱

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"Les flicked a speck of dried faecal matter at Gary."
😂 I’m positive, it’s definitely a conspiracy.
I think, I might , have involuntary challenged, splatterpunk authors .Or I’m becoming paranoid!🤣
Why there are faecal matters in all extreme horror stories lately? Or was it always like that ? 🤔🤣

“You’re... in...sane.” “Hush, pumpkin.”
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😱 OMG she’s crazy

“What? No! I’m looking for Milton Avenue,” he retorted. “Is that where your school is? First day, is it? Are you excited? Don’t you have to wear a uniform? I bet you’ll make lots of new friends. Be a good boy for your teacher, won’t you?”
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