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Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is 45% done

I don’t say this bit out loud, but we both know Enid’s being punished for no-strings boning. Sex in books is like magic: there are rules and consequences, debts to be paid. The only difference is that the rules don’t apply to dudes; being a manwhore is like being a really powerful wizard. Which sure makes me think about Harry Potter in a different light.
Still, I’d let Hunter Slytherin.

— Jan 20, 2014 04:50PM

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Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is 50% done

On hold for whenever I'm in the mood.

— Feb 28, 2014 08:51PM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is 44% done

“Maybe—maybe Captain Purity will escape, and save her,” I whisper.
Hunter snorts. “Not likely. Enid’s a whore.”
“Or maybe she’s just safe anyway. The virgins always die first,” I point out.
“Only in horror. This is new adult.”
I flinch. “Is there a difference?”

— Jan 19, 2014 08:46PM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is 24% done

“Don’t worry,” he whispers. “I love that you’re a virgin. It means I can tell you a bunch of stuff is normal when it’s actually a grave cause for concern.”

— Jan 19, 2014 06:02PM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is 20% done

“It’s my advance copy of the new Juniper Armenseabass.”
Enid snorts. “Is she the chick that has a new book out like, every three days?”
“Eight days, Enid. Every eight days.”

— Jan 19, 2014 05:20PM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is 19% done

“That’s it, baby,” he grunts as I lie there, completely motionless. “You know just what I like.”
But I don’t. I have no idea what he likes. I mean, technically, I’ve read about 899999 sex scenes, so I know how it all works…but I can’t recall any of them. Sure wish I’d read some memorable sex scenes right about now. God damn you, genre fiction.

— Jan 19, 2014 05:07PM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is 17% done

“I’m gonna take you somewhere very special,” he goes on. “I wouldn’t take just any girl there, but you… you get me. You understand.”
Hunter slides the privacy screen back to give Labron directions, and ten minutes later, we’re pulling back out of the McDonald’s drive-thru, our laps full of white paper bags.

— Jan 19, 2014 04:51PM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is 14% done

Fat Frat Boy holds a bell aloft, and the crowd begins to count down with him. I try to join in, but like I said—English major.

— Jan 19, 2014 04:37PM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is 8% done

Silence. I pause. He breathes down the phone and with every inhalation, it’s like he’s undressing me. I feel naked.
Wait… I am naked. My towel fell off.

— Jan 19, 2014 03:44PM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is 5% done

“I should probably tell you this now,” I say apologetically. “I’m a complete grammar geek, even though my actions suggest that my intellect is severely questionable.”

— Jan 19, 2014 03:33PM

Camila (previously the opinionated Catruler) is starting

Curiosity killed the cat, but maybe he died laughing.

— Jan 19, 2014 03:00PM

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