La-Lionne’s Reviews > Bound for Disappointment: A Parody > Status Update
La-Lionne
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“Mummy Masters just didn’t have enough detail for me. I wanted to know what kind of curtains the main character had in her kitchen. Were they cotton? What color? Stripes? Floral? Chintz? We’ll never know. We don’t even know if she’s renting, or buying. And it says “erotica” and it’s under “fiction,” but it should still be real or else I’m giving it one star.”
OMG I'm having a déjà vu. :-D :-D
— Feb 04, 2014 02:36PM
OMG I'm having a déjà vu. :-D :-D
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La-Lionne’s Previous Updates
La-Lionne
is on page 29 of 66
“Dear Miss Febreze. Your cover contains imagery that is highly suggestive of explicit sex, including non-consent. It also seems to condone the mass murder of children. These themes which are not allowed in works listed for sale by Bookathon. Also, your cover is very offensive. Change the artwork to a picture of a family on vacation, and resubmit your book for consideration,
— Feb 04, 2014 03:38PM
La-Lionne
is on page 6 of 66
Her nipples stiffened. Not from the cold of the freezer case, but because the burritos were… on sale.
"Mmmm," she purred. "A ten-pack. Chimichangas. On sale. Oh God, I must have them. I'm such a slut."
— Feb 04, 2014 02:15PM
"Mmmm," she purred. "A ten-pack. Chimichangas. On sale. Oh God, I must have them. I'm such a slut."
La-Lionne
is reading
Read couple of sentences of the preview and couldn't help my self. I'm ready to be entertained!
— Feb 04, 2014 02:01PM
