Status Updates From Bound for Disappointment: A...

OMG! on page 19 and have started it over to READ IT ALOUD to several people and it get's FUNNIER AND FUNNIER every time I read it! Such a riot!

“Dear Miss Febreze. Your cover contains imagery that is highly suggestive of explicit sex, including non-consent. It also seems to condone the mass murder of children. These themes which are not allowed in works listed for sale by Bookathon. Also, your cover is very offensive. Change the artwork to a picture of a family on vacation, and resubmit your book for consideration,

“Mummy Masters just didn’t have enough detail for me. I wanted to know what kind of curtains the main character had in her kitchen. Were they cotton? What color? Stripes? Floral? Chintz? We’ll never know. We don’t even know if she’s renting, or buying. And it says “erotica” and it’s under “fiction,” but it should still be real or else I’m giving it one star.”
OMG I'm having a déjà vu. :-D :-D

Her nipples stiffened. Not from the cold of the freezer case, but because the burritos were… on sale.
"Mmmm," she purred. "A ten-pack. Chimichangas. On sale. Oh God, I must have them. I'm such a slut."

"Yes, it's Me, with a capital M, to show My mastery an dominance of you-with-a-lowercase y and your submissive position in our D/s relationship is built on trust! And respect for limits! And that I will PUSH your limits because Doms are supposed to do that" I love it.