Danique van Dijk’s Reviews > Smoke & Rubber > Status Update

When she finally takes in her surroundings, finds us, and her eyes land on me, my cock twitches, and I’m half tempted to grab Hayes by the shoulders and pull him in front of me.

HAHAHAHA Did not expect Crow to cower XD

“Come help me jimmy my car will you?” he says with a groan.
Hayes chokes and stutters. “Y-you… why?”
“Act cool, man,” he whisper-yells to his friend as we approach the garage door. “Maybe she won’t realize I locked my keys in there along with her clothes.”

I love him I'm crying XD

A crash from behind alarms us both and we jump apart, spinning around. Trenton hops through the hallway on one foot as he attempts to put on pants. “Dude,” he says, “I think I just became the victim of a hit and run.”
“The one you swore was going to be your wife one day?” Hayes hollers in return as Trenton struggles, bouncing off the walls, focus riveted on the floor so as not to lose balance.

I can't XD

“Carlo got your clothes?” Trenton winks, playing on the cat got your tongue idiom.
I narrow a glare at him. “Was that planned?”
Trenton shrugs. “Can’t get on bended knee and propose marriage if you’re not here to accept the ring. Had to secure the deal.”

HAHAHA I LOVE HIM