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Frank
is 42% done
"As with every story worth telling, this one begins with a dream that I was banging Charlize Theron."
The Haddonfield Hit Squad is the stabbiest, slasheriest, one-lineriest meta dream movie fest I've read in a shoet story collection this year.
— Sep 07, 2021 07:07PM
The Haddonfield Hit Squad is the stabbiest, slasheriest, one-lineriest meta dream movie fest I've read in a shoet story collection this year.
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Frank
is 77% done
The Raekwonomicon was bug nutty with tha' ODW.
Someone had sex. It wasn't Charlize Theron.
— Sep 12, 2021 01:54PM
Someone had sex. It wasn't Charlize Theron.
Frank
is 65% done
A quirky stream on consciousness piece that struggled to maintain some structure read like the fever dream of a man who hasn't slept with Charlize Theron in forever.
Also, a poem. About signs. Tesla, eat your five man acoustic heart out.
— Sep 09, 2021 07:58PM
Also, a poem. About signs. Tesla, eat your five man acoustic heart out.
Frank
is 55% done
Catch You on the Flip Side.
A clever writing excessive disguised as dramatic romance. No outright mention of Charles Austin Muir having sex with Charlize Theron, but it's there, in the subtext.
— Sep 08, 2021 07:21PM
A clever writing excessive disguised as dramatic romance. No outright mention of Charles Austin Muir having sex with Charlize Theron, but it's there, in the subtext.
Frank
is 49% done
"As far as I know, C-Dex was the only rapper to devote the last phase of his career to the works of horror author Thomas Ligotti."
Notes on a Cosmic Horrorcore Album didn't do it for me.
Two reasons:
1. I've never exposed myself to Thomas Ligotti (I believe there are legal issues that surround that) and
B) there was no mention of sex with Charlize Theron in this offering.
— Sep 08, 2021 03:39AM
Notes on a Cosmic Horrorcore Album didn't do it for me.
Two reasons:
1. I've never exposed myself to Thomas Ligotti (I believe there are legal issues that surround that) and
B) there was no mention of sex with Charlize Theron in this offering.
Frank
is 28% done
"I have a bag folk of lube, dildos pocket pussies, hand puppets, wigs, lingerie, vegetables and artisianal cheeses if you think of joking."
The second story was a clever meta mind fuck with message: Stop jacking off and go outside and do something!
— Sep 06, 2021 07:41PM
The second story was a clever meta mind fuck with message: Stop jacking off and go outside and do something!
Frank
is 16% done
"In fact, all good stories start with Charles Austin Muir, writer, hip-hop artist and unsung hero, giving Charlize Theron the D."
Titular story was lots of fun.
— Sep 06, 2021 03:44PM
Titular story was lots of fun.