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MadameD is 41% done

"We like to ensure our products guarantee zero karmic emissions."
LOL!

— Sep 08, 2021 04:48AM

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MadameD is 85% done

"Well, at least I’m still a virgin where it counts,…."
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— Sep 08, 2021 06:45PM

MadameD is 72% done

Dave!!😱😂

— Sep 08, 2021 05:44PM

MadameD is 63% done

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How can I laugh about that?!?
I’m a bad, bad girl!! 😆

— Sep 08, 2021 02:35PM

MadameD is 58% done

If I don’t stop reading, I’ll puke.🤢🤮🤣🤣🤣
This is the most disgusting thing I ever read!!
😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫I don’t feel good.😆

— Sep 08, 2021 01:24PM

MadameD is 58% done

OMG! That’s disgusting!!🤢🤮🤣🤢🤮🤣

— Sep 08, 2021 12:56PM

MadameD is 57% done

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— Sep 08, 2021 12:30PM

MadameD is 55% done

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— Sep 08, 2021 12:20PM

MadameD is 53% done

"…….mummies weren’t there to cuddle them reassuringly when they got triggered."
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— Sep 08, 2021 09:33AM

MadameD is 48% done

Bad, bad men!!
Sean and Simon, pussies should be cherished, not destroyed!🤣🤣🤣

— Sep 08, 2021 07:27AM

MadameD is 45% done

Mother earth is weeping right now because too many women have yet to cleanse their vaginas!
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— Sep 08, 2021 05:09AM

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message 1: by Ryder (new) - rated it 5 stars

There are definitely some great lines!

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