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MadameD
is 85% done
"Well, at least I’m still a virgin where it counts,…."
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— Sep 08, 2021 06:45PM
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MadameD
is 63% done
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How can I laugh about that?!?
I’m a bad, bad girl!! 😆
— Sep 08, 2021 02:35PM
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How can I laugh about that?!?
I’m a bad, bad girl!! 😆
MadameD
is 58% done
If I don’t stop reading, I’ll puke.🤢🤮🤣🤣🤣
This is the most disgusting thing I ever read!!
😵💫😵💫😵💫I don’t feel good.😆
— Sep 08, 2021 01:24PM
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This is the most disgusting thing I ever read!!
😵💫😵💫😵💫I don’t feel good.😆
MadameD
is 53% done
"…….mummies weren’t there to cuddle them reassuringly when they got triggered."
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— Sep 08, 2021 09:33AM
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MadameD
is 48% done
Bad, bad men!!
Sean and Simon, pussies should be cherished, not destroyed!🤣🤣🤣
— Sep 08, 2021 07:27AM
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Sean and Simon, pussies should be cherished, not destroyed!🤣🤣🤣
MadameD
is 45% done
Mother earth is weeping right now because too many women have yet to cleanse their vaginas!
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— Sep 08, 2021 05:09AM
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MadameD
is 44% done
Fewer wars… 🤣😂🤣😂
Simon and Sean, your imagination is a mystery to me.😆 where do you find these funny sentences ?!😂
— Sep 08, 2021 05:06AM
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Simon and Sean, your imagination is a mystery to me.😆 where do you find these funny sentences ?!😂
MadameD
is 44% done
"There were thick, white globs floating on top of the water like dead jellyfish "…..🤣😂🤣😂
— Sep 08, 2021 04:59AM
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MadameD
is 41% done
"We like to ensure our products guarantee zero karmic emissions."
LOL!
— Sep 08, 2021 04:48AM
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LOL!










