Crispy’s Reviews > Floodgates > Status Update

Oi,Tracy, you twit, don't go off with a strange guy in the middle of the night! Who cares about whats-her-name, I certainly don't.

Too beautifully burlesque to read in spurts, I'll have to finish it in one gulp tonight when I get home from work. Quick *fumbles wih utility belt* break out the emergency Josh Lanyon!

Cord to Tracy "Your eyes are so dark and wet". Huh?? Is his nose cold too?

Ach, the dialogue is so corny it's making my eyes bleed purple, but I'm lovin' it.

Holy coweroony! 15 minutes to get ready for work. No more Tracy and Cord for a while, it's too risky getting caught laughing hysterically in the cafeteria, the mental health unit is only next door.....

*cue dramatic music* finally we have a viable suspect....could it be? Is it?

Ok I've survived the earth shattering sex with the "clasping channel" moment but just had to add to the weird character name collection, we have two new ones (both guys) "Turi" and "Lucien"

Ahhh, ick! no! "drooling precum"

"They look like glossy black feathers." Cord referring to Tracy's eyelashes. Unfortunately that makes me think of Tammy Faye Bakker.