TheDeityChildren’s Reviews > Blood Like Magic > Status Update

I have not finished this book. I am 4 pages through. I got only 4 pages before i had to stop and laugh for a whole hour. Ive never been in a state of deeper hilarity. I have chronicled my experience of the first 4 pages of this book to everyone i know and now i shall chronicle it to the internet.
The book opens with the character lounging around in a bathtub in her period blood.