Asmos’s Reviews > The Mysterious Island > Status Update

By now I should be able to
- make nitroglycerin and blow up a lake
- build a telegraph & windmill
- train a monkey to become a loyal servant
- grow ANY vegetable & domesticate EVERY animal
- kill a leopard with nothing more than a little knife
but unfortunately the book is so boring that I can't remember any of these things. I really hope I'm not going to strand on a uninhabited island anytime soon...