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Now the earth is gaping.

Long time no see. Sorry about the gang rape…

Oh good. Wolf men with Tommy guns. How do they keep their fur?

So the powerful druids couldn’t get out but measly Looze can get in? How? Did I miss that part? Not worth going back to find out.

“I can’t believe the most powerful dead sorcerer in the universe had the balls to call a confused idiot teenager like me here - he’s going to regret that.”

Now he shoots fire from his eyes for no real reason.

Wayyyyy too much sitting in a cell talking.

Now he isn’t just a Druid but a god.

He’s gaping again.

Dreamily again.