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I was gonna read this but the negative reviews are so detailed and horrendous (and some of them are quite funny BTW) that I don't think I can stomach it so... DNF before I even began! I think it was comparing his erection to a roll of aluminum foil that irrevocably made up my mind not to read it. Come on, that's so ridiculous. I'm disappointed after reading her Phenomenal Fate series which was so high caliber,