Kipi’s Reviews > Living Dead Girl > Status Update

"“It’s okay,” Lucas replied. I was surprised he was being so forgiving. It wasn’t like him."
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.. Oh dear dog, Im glad this book is now over. The heroine has known this dick for a couple of days, during which he has kidnapped her and what not and now she KNOWS him? At least the reaction is going in the somewhat right direction..

"Some friend! I huffed. What a rotten bitch! "
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How nice, again. You're such a lovely and spehsul sweetheart Rory!

"Julie was one of those names reserved for snippy blond cheerleaders with pointy noses and big doe eyes. The kind of girls who flat ironed their bleached-blond locks and talked about people behind their backs."
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Nice...

"Tad clumsily raised his right arm up to reveal a half-full six-pack of beers. “One, two…three,” he carefully counted. “Three left. So I’ve had three.” "
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Since when has a young lad been that drunk after 3 beers??

"I shouldn’t really be telling you guys this, but I’ve come to consider Aurora somewhat of a friend."
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... Really?

"“I don’t like the guy.”
“You don’t know the guy,” I retorted
“I know enough,” Henry said. “Let’s see. He breaks into the house multiple times to watch you, kidnaps you and takes you to some remote location while I sit here thinking you’ve been obliterated, then whisks you away on a dinner date (///cut a piece out to shorten this///)
"Yeah, it does kind of make him sound like a douche. ""
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Yeah, it does.

"She’s dressing like a whore. I just hope she isn’t acting like one, too.”"
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Oh how much she must love her sister...

Talking about her sister the heroine almost called a whore earlier:
"I thought of Kayla, in her tiny skirt. Maybe I wasn’t the best role model, after all. What if I had led her down this path by secretly buying those jean shorts?"
... sure, you buying short shorts turned your sister's life to the worse...

"“Henry?” he asked. “Why don’t you just marry the guy already and get it over with?”"
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And there we have the flip side of that shitty insta-love -coin...

"“I got bored while you were making goo goo eyes at The Incredible Hulk.”"
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Why can't two people be friends in these YA/SNR books? And why are the dudes always more or less territorial apes?