♠ TABI⁷ ♠’s Reviews > The Alien Assassin's Stolen Bride > Status Update

back on this trainwreck

so one guy shows up and says he's going on the tour with her and she's like "fuck no" and then the other guy comes and says THE EXACT SAME THING and she's like "omg daddy yes"

'A pleasant tingling, swooping sensation flitted through her stomach. He was so handsome in a dangerous, action-adventure movie star kinda way. She just wanted to lean in and run her hands all over his hard abs.'

BWHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS I DON'T THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING SO MUCH AT THIS BOOK

'all his enormity, his potent masculinity, was suddenly right there in living color'

I'm WHEEZING what is this comedy

this poor girl done got caught up in a cliche ya novel

omg he literally roared in public and is now charging through the crowds budDDY YOU'RE NOT BLENDING IN

oof this writing is choppy

I gotta read about the brother, right??