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Sandra
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"It's like some horrible muscle car mated with one of those little British roadsters from a Bond film, and this is their monstrous cock of an offspring."
— May 26, 2014 07:15AM
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Sandra
is 99% done
"That's it... too much crazy, James. You're cut off."
"But Yusef," James whines.
So cute. I love the managing.
— May 26, 2014 01:53PM
"But Yusef," James whines.
So cute. I love the managing.
Sandra
is 90% done
"I am a mess. He knows I'm a mess. He wants me anyway."
Best description of love. Ever.
— May 26, 2014 01:52PM
Best description of love. Ever.
Sandra
is 83% done
"I kind of want to go thrown up somewhere and I also kind of want to dance down the street. Jesus, if this is anything like what love feels like, I want no part of it. But then that dumb grin that spreads across Turkish's face manages to warm up my insides anyway, and somehow it all seems worth it."
SWOON!
— May 26, 2014 01:51PM
SWOON!
Sandra
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"Maybe you're a little hungry?" By hungry, I think he means cranky, but he's probably right.
— May 26, 2014 01:49PM
Sandra
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"I have to tell you something and I need you not to freak out and make this worse."
"okay," she hums, "but if it's a dead body, honey, just let me know so I wear the right shoes."
I <3 Kitty
— May 26, 2014 01:48PM
"okay," she hums, "but if it's a dead body, honey, just let me know so I wear the right shoes."
I <3 Kitty
Sandra
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"...that bat-shit panicked side of my brain says Peter doesn't even have shoes on, so if I bolted for the door it would probably be pretty easy to lose him."
— May 26, 2014 01:46PM
Sandra
is 56% done
"I look down at our hands suspiciously. It makes us look like something we most certainly are not. I want to yank away, but I also want to get naked with him later, so I decide to try to be nice."
— May 26, 2014 01:45PM
Sandra
is 55% done
"Just repeat after me," he says slowly and calmly. "Yes, Yusef, I will decorate a tree with you on Saturday. I know I appear hostile, but I'm just excited."
I stare at him in silence for a moment. I think that was pretty damn close to sarcasm, and I don't like this new development one bit. He's learning to manage me way too quickly for my tastes.
— May 26, 2014 07:17AM
I stare at him in silence for a moment. I think that was pretty damn close to sarcasm, and I don't like this new development one bit. He's learning to manage me way too quickly for my tastes.

