Rachel MacNaught > Status Update

I'm only 4% in and it's taken me a week or so to get to this point. I went into this blindly and I have no idea what genre of plot to expect, my favourite way to read, but so far it's beyond dull. A story of struggle but without any sort of urgency, more references to the temperature of his penis than I could count. I'm putting it down for another day or two.