Brooke’s Reviews > Tie Me Down > Status Update

It's about damn time!

I don't understand why romance novel bitches have to doubt the man EVERY. TIME. when he tells he loves her. WTF is up with that???

This is the second time there has been an exceptionally bloody scene. This is at least the second time the amount of blood has been referred to as 'buckets of the stuff'. Not liking that phrasing...

Time frame editing... They find another body in a closet. She gets the ME's approval to approach the body, she circles the body, THEN 'as one, she and the crime scene techs put on booties and entered the crime scene.' It's a little thing, but HOLY. SHIT!!! SO FRUSTRATING!!!

Ms. Wolff is a HUGE fan of quick relationships... These 2 have known each other for 2 weeks & have spent all of maybe 24 hours together in those 2 weeks, but neither can imagine living without the other... Hmmm...

The suspense part is starting to kick in with some focus on the murders... I have 2 suspects in mind, 1 a lot stronger than the other. We'll see...

There it is... TURGID nipples... I will NEVER understand the appeal of that disgusting fucking word!!!

They're at it again... I'd say, so far, 80% of the first 48% has been one orgasm after another. So much so, my vagina is swelling in sympathy. The other 10% is them being pissed off at each other for how 'hard' they are orgasming and how insatiable they are making each other. The other 10% is investigating the serial sexual homicides...

"Are you sore?" "Not too sore, if that's what you're asking." Because she has an IRON VAGINA!!!! WTF???

It's amazing her vagina hasn't fallen off yet with back-to-back nights of 30+ orgasms... This is totally ridiculous...