kenzimone’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

That awkward moment when you suddenly realize that the two people you've kind of been shipping are, unbeknownst to everyone but perhaps three people (including the reader), actually half-siblings. I think I just traumatized myself.

If Morrel and Valentine don't get their happy ending I'm going to devote the rest of my life to researching the art of time travel so that I may build a machine and go back in time and punch Alexandre Dumas in the eye. Also, Albert is an idiot and I strongly dislike him.

I'm beginning to suspect that Albert might be struggling with some Oedipal issues...

I am cackling with glee. This will either be the most delightful or the most awkward dinner party ever.

It just occurred to me that even though I've seen a million movie and TV adaptations of this story they all end differently, and when it all comes down to it I don't actually have any clue as to how this book ends.