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Sergey Pavlov
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Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot.
— Feb 06, 2022 05:56AM
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Sergey Pavlov
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Чувствуется, что писательница очень сильно ненавидит мужиков. Ник в книге представлен полным и абсолютным ничтожеством.
— Feb 04, 2022 07:40AM
Sergey Pavlov
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Stucks was wearing – maybe ironically, possibly not – a T-shirt that read Save Gas, Fart in a Jar.
— Jan 15, 2022 07:23AM
Sergey Pavlov
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‘I got it,’ Go said. ‘Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, “There’s some wood for you, bitch!”
— Dec 19, 2021 05:05AM
