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Juliette, your basic plan sounds okay, but what about the details and the aftermath? And why do you suddenky think you're qualified to be a leader?

LOL WARNER IS A SULFUR-CRESTED COCKATOO. I still think Adam's damn tattoo is unromantically a cockatoo.

Halfway through this piece of crap and it's all whiny peronal melodrama. They haven't even talked about plans for taking down The Reestablishment yet except to all agree they have no chance but have to try anyway. And Juliette suddenly overnight grew the spine she should've developed last book; unfortunately she still hasn't grown the brain to go with it.

Oh gawd. More super convenient mutant magic. At least something is finally happening.

Warner just called Adam "some bland, utterly replaceable automaton". I'm inclined to agree. Now if only someone would call out Warner on the soppy altruistic goody-two-shoes he's suddenly styled as...

Still nothing happens except this rivetingly redundant description: "there's a small suede couch the color of light-green jade."

Realky? REALLY? IT WAS A MAGIC SIMULATION. REALLY.

I liked him better when he was just evil. Also, how long are they going to stand around and talk? DO SOMETHING ALREADY.

Can't believe I'm doing this to myself but hey, it was at the library and I did read the first two. But .i remember almost nothing from the second one because it was so crappy, so I'm already lost in this one since it seems to be picking up right where the second one left off.