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Desperate for a mind-blowing read. I feel like a headless chicken, restlessly circling my library, blindly sifting through e-books with nothing grabbing my attention. Just, one excellent read book goddess, I don't even care what sub-genre, I just need an epic romance with beautifully crafted characters that will make me cry and it would be nice if they could get it on, frequently. Pretty please.