✧ alice ✧’s Reviews > Rebecca > Status Update

i’m thinking about ending it all before i finish this book bc my expectations are not high. thoughts???

i really want to like this book but it's still so boring and so slow so far. why was i told this was a mystery novel. why was i told this was scary. why was i told there were LESBIANS. i'm halfway through and all i've got is a broken plate and bleeding cuticles. if i wanted that i would get drunk at 2:30am. LET'S PICK IT UP GIRL!!!!!!!!!

can we get to the supposed lesbians yet.....i'm bored

whatever. pausing narnia for some gay taylor swift bs brb