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Another end.

Another end.

Another ending. Where the protagonist communicates with his wife like an adult and arrives at the airport without stuck in a traffic jam.

In one of the very last “The End”s, the protagonist suddenly worries that he’s becoming the Bin Laden of the “Boredom”.
Wow. I guess the protagonist knows about this book.

Ugh. Man and his immature logics.

Oh my god. The supermarket scene lasted for 22 pages. And ends with an explosion in the airport?! What?! That’s the very first time I’ve read about the explosion!

They’re still talking about tuna sandwiches… I thought the protagonist was in a hurry???

I don’t understand why this conversation with a supermarket cashier lasts THIS long.

Oh, the previous “turn to page 24 to get a sandwich” was a typo for page 34.

The End. Again.
And this time the protagonist has a diarrhea. Only because he couldn’t communicate with his wife.
The more I read, the more the protagonist starts to feel immature.