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Another end.

Another end.

Another ending. Where the protagonist communicates with his wife like an adult and arrives at the airport without stuck in a traffic jam.

In one of the very last “The End”s, the protagonist suddenly worries that he’s becoming the Bin Laden of the “Boredom”.
Wow. I guess the protagonist knows about this book.

Another “The End”

Ugh. Man and his immature logics.

Oh my god. The supermarket scene lasted for 22 pages. And ends with an explosion in the airport?! What?! That’s the very first time I’ve read about the explosion!

They’re still talking about tuna sandwiches… I thought the protagonist was in a hurry???

I don’t understand why this conversation with a supermarket cashier lasts THIS long.

Oh, the previous “turn to page 24 to get a sandwich” was a typo for page 34.

The End. Again.
And this time the protagonist has a diarrhea. Only because he couldn’t communicate with his wife.
The more I read, the more the protagonist starts to feel immature.

Oh. It ended again. With stubborn man accepting that his view on the world might not be the only one. Meh.

Oh. I was trying to avoid the end, but I’ve hit the end again.
But this is the first time I got to the airport ahead of the Jaguar accident at the freeway.

In page 29 it says “turn to page 24 to stop into the supermarket to purchase a sandwich.”

But the page 24 starts with a scene where the protagonist (I just realized I don’t know his name) nodding to his Chinese neighbor.
What??????

Story of a casually sexist middle aged man who thinks about his adventures he had in “exotic” places, thinking about educating the American ways to his Chinese neighbor, obsessed with 7UP.
Whatever you choose, your (protagonist’s) day won’t differ that much.

Shared email account for married couples? Is that a thing?
Oh. This was written in 2012. Okay. So maybe the technology was slightly different back then.

Okay, the protagonist’s casual sexism is irritating me.

The more I read about this guy, the more I hate him.
“Nothing flowery or feminine”?

Chose the other one in the first page
10 mins: pg. 132

Chose what I would choose:
20 mins: pg. 28

If you are Chinese and you have this book, go to loc. 423. Chinese people understand the thumbs up sign!! (I know because I am, too a person from the religion of China, which is Taiwan.)

Laughing like an idiot at the simple brilliance of this book. Melds the nostalgia of choose your own adventure books with the mundane tasks of everyday adult life.